Snowboarding Report Card

My Snowboarding lessons ended this week.

Here is my report card:

þ Bruised knees

þ Stiff knees

þ Scraped elbows

þ Sore wrists

þ Severely bruised tailbone

þ Fear-induced trauma

þ Successfully having the ski lift stop just for you

þ Learning how to jump before learning how to land a jump

þ Wind burn

þ Goggle tan-lines

þ Helmet Hair

þ 2 Pelvic X-rays

Final Grade: 100%

Best. Class. Ever!